Loki- “Are you going to sleep with your hammer?”
Thor- “Are you going to sleep in your helm?”
♔ Sit and drink Pennyroyal Tea, I’m anemic royalty ♔
Loki- “Why does Hulk keep giggling and saying ‘Thorki’?”
Loki- “I refuse to share a bed with you!”
Thor- “Come now, Brother…It will be like when we were boys; before you attempted to murder me.”
Sleipnir- “Mummy! The RV has bunk beds!!”
Sometimes my day is difficult because I am a lady. Sometimes weird old men on uncrowded subways lick their lips and make kissy faces at me, tactless young men bark at me and yell things. In the summer, sometimes men decide my name is “Legs”. A man in my old neighbourhood used to yell his telephone…
If you’re tabling at a con as a Li’l Rookie, get ready to experience these 12 Stages of Feels exactly like this.
I tend to walk out of cons quoting Comic Book Man from The Simpsons, “Oh… I’ve wasted my life.”
But then I’ll be visited or messaged by one of the few who took a shot at my books and they’ll say something wonderful and Aal my work will be validated.
Loki- “I can’t believe we have to listen to Hulk’s mix tape.”
Thor- “I can’t believe Hulk actually has a mix tape…”
The Hulk- “Are we there yet?”
Loki- “If this continues throughout the trip I will murder Hulk in his sleep.”
So…Loki, Thor and Hulk on a road trip in the Barbie RV? I can’t see anything going wrong…