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lokiafterdark:

"I promise to feed him, walk him and clean up after him! Can I keep him? Pleeeaaaasssseeee?"

Uh, I am not really sure who is asking…

lokiafterdark:

"I promise to feed him, walk him and clean up after him! Can I keep him? Pleeeaaaasssseeee?"

Uh, I am not really sure who is asking…

lokiafterdark:

(The ‘Jaws’ theme playing in the background…)

lokiafterdark:

(The ‘Jaws’ theme playing in the background…)

lokiafterdark:

Sleipnir- “My mummy has a neutering spell and he knows how to use it!”

Sometimes having the God of Mischief as your mum can be very helpful.

lokiafterdark:

Sleipnir- “My mummy has a neutering spell and he knows how to use it!”

Sometimes having the God of Mischief as your mum can be very helpful.

lokiafterdark:

"I promise to feed him, walk him and clean up after him! Can I keep him? Pleeeaaaasssseeee?"

Uh, I am not really sure who is asking…

lokiafterdark:

"I promise to feed him, walk him and clean up after him! Can I keep him? Pleeeaaaasssseeee?"

Uh, I am not really sure who is asking…

larime:

I have to admit, I’m frustrated. Sales on the book continue to drop and there doesn’t seem to be much I can do to stop it. I’ve tried everything I can.

I got a big-name voice actor to do my trailer.

I got national news coverage.

I switched the book to color.

Nothing…

lokiafterdark:

Another meeting of the ‘Bad Guys Book Club’

Jaws.From Jaws.

lokiafterdark:

Another meeting of the ‘Bad Guys Book Club’

Jaws.

From Jaws.

lokiafterdark:

Thor- “Are you sure, Brother?”

Loki- “Oh yes, definitely. Salting the outside of the cake gives it balance. You do know fondant is just a thick layer of salt, don’t you?”

The Annual Asgardian Bake Off continues….

lokiafterdark:

Thor- “Are you sure, Brother?”

Loki- “Oh yes, definitely. Salting the outside of the cake gives it balance. You do know fondant is just a thick layer of salt, don’t you?”

The Annual Asgardian Bake Off continues….

lovetherobot:

New work: “The Fallen Angel”

So cool!

lovetherobot:

New work: “The Fallen Angel”

So cool!

lokiafterdark:

The Asgardian Annual Bake Off is underway and Thor is ready to demolish the competition. Unfortunately for the Thunder God his trusted taste tester simply isn’t that trustworthy.

lokiafterdark:

The Asgardian Annual Bake Off is underway and Thor is ready to demolish the competition. Unfortunately for the Thunder God his trusted taste tester simply isn’t that trustworthy.

Inspired by a joke from lokiafterdark

Inspired by a joke from lokiafterdark